but how can you explain the hype behind the chaser? how can you explain the sudden need to kick somebody’s ass when those eighties synth beats roll in?? how can you explain wanting to run a 5k marathon when the chorus hits u??? you can’t explain. that’s the beauty behind the chaser.
Sunggyu:
go right ahead he’s an old man and probably wouldn’t budge as you kicked his ass. once had to go to the doctors because he injured himself from laying down too much. easy target. Dongwoo:
what the fuck is wrong with you why are you even considering fighting him???? report yourself to the authorities asap because you probably kick puppies and shove small children as well. what the fuck. Woohyun:
absolutely yes. he’s got muscles and looks strong but is actually weak af. you should fight him right away because give him a second and he’ll do some nasty ass aegyo that’s somehow still cute and you won’t want to fight him anymore Hoya:
supposedly took tae kwon do lmao fight him. like a chihuahua all bark no bite. go ahead. kick his ass. Sungyeol:
could probably take him, but be wary of his long limbs. good for flailing and long distance combat. go ahead and fight him but proceed with caution, and pray for forgiveness after. he’s a small child. Myungsoo:
easy to fight, could destroy him in a fight but much like a skunk he uses his nasty smell (stemming from not washing) as a defence. probably safer not to approach. Sungjong:
lmao r.i.p the last thing you’re gonna here is “smile”
